Ok, Mom and I just drove around Branson when it was all lit up and all I can say is holy-shit. This place is amazing. Not in the "I want to move here, start a family, and live here" kind of amazing, but rather the "there is an accident on the side of the road with the car on fire and people in it but I can't stop looking at it" kind of amazing. Never mind amazing, this place is awesome. It's a train wreck. This is the cheesiest place I've ever been in my life. Take a bathtub and fill it with nacho cheese - that cheesy. Tourist trap numero uno.
The best way I can describe it is imagine Las Vegas mixed with Sea Side Heights. For those of you who don't know NJ or aren't from there, watch MTV's Jersey shore and combine Vegas with the boardwalk - and fill it with rednecks. So, so many rednecks. I've never seen so many confederate flags in my life.
David came with us and he was taken back by the whole thing.
David takes a late night shower because he feels dirty from all the rednecks
Branson - 1 Mom and I - 0
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