He bought the store from them hoping to transform it into an artisan food shop, specializing in organic and free-range food. The price was right. The location was prime. Hell, even the interior was newly remodeled and relatively clean.
So why did he hated the previous owners?
That damn bear and tree.
He tried numerous times to get ride of them, sell them, throw them away, and give them away. Somehow though, they always came back to him. Whether no one would by them or the garbage men would refuse to pick them up.
He was scared.
What the hell was he going to do with them? He wanted everything about them . The tree looked like it was emaciated, while the fur on the bear looked as thin as Donald Trump's hair. Sure, could he work something like that into his store? Throw them by the Colorado produce or Badlands jerky. It'd fit. But there was one problem.
They were ugly as shit.
It's like a Charlie Brown Christmas tree!
ReplyDeleteCute one!
ieyu, ilys!