Monday, October 31, 2011

4 Minutes



As he stood there, he could feel a slight tingle deep within his gut, hidden away, tucked beneath his stomach, coiled in between his innards, behind his instestines. It was the feeling that something wasn't right. It was the kind of nervous that lay dormant, only rearing forth to shock and make aware of unseen danger. He was nervous.

A magician should never be nervous.

Tonight was supposed to be his grandest spectacle - his last performance before he slid into retirement, disappearing from the public eye. Becoming a myth amongst his followers. His tricks would live on through word of mouth, tantalizing those who's ears it'd meet. It was supposed to be special that his last show - his most daring performance, was on Halloween. His manager pleaded against it, swearing it was a bad omen. Spirits walked free that night he'd warn. They liked to cause mischief.

As the crowd waited for him to perform his final trick, he noticed how the smoke lingered in the theatre air, dancing amongst the lights. Swirling endlessly. Hovering. Waiting. It made him uneasy. He felt it watching him, ready to encase him at any moment and whisk him away. He knew he had to push it out of his mind and so he did. Nerves couldn't play a roll in the last trick. He couldn't afford it.

It was a variation on Houdini's water tank. When he pulled off the curtain hiding the container, the crowd immediately began cheering and applauding. They waited with held breathes as his slowly lowered himself in. First his feet, than his lags, finally his waist. His hands and ankles were bound by thick rope, tied in knots that appeared to be impossible to tackle.

As many times as he had practiced it before, every time he lowered himself into the water, it took his breath away. This time was no different. It immediately reached down his throat and pulled the air out of his lungs. As he settled in, he mentally prepared himself. Four minutes. That was the magic number. He knew how long he could last. He'd counted in his head before, practiced with the lid off. Slow movements. Work the knots until they slipped free. From there he could slip out and stand to the side of the stage, waiting for the big reveal. He felt ready and glanced up at his stage hand, nodding. As the lid closed over his head, he slipped below the surface of the water. The liquid immediately filled his ears, muffling the noise of the theater. All he could easily make out was the rhythmic beating of his heart.

Once the curtain dropped, shrouding the tank, he began his escape. He sat for a minute, counting, lowering his heartbeat - letting his muscles relax. His knees hit the bottom of the tank and he drifted freely. The two minute mark passed in his head and he began slowly moving his wrists back and forth, loosing the ropes. He did so for the next thirty seconds. Once his hands were free, his ankles would be easy. By three minutes, his hands should be free, but they weren't. There was a problem. The ropes, even with the rocking back and forth of his wrists hadn't loosed. They felt tighter. The water had drawn them closer to the skin, pinching it. He began to move his arms more violently, ignoring the goal of remaining relaxed.

This was when feeling deep in his gut began to creep into the back of his head.

He was nearing the fourth minute and he still had made no progress. By now his mind was hazy from fear. He had lost count. He just wanted to get out of the tank - not allow the audience to see him slowly drowning.

That's when the curtain came up. He floated there, in front of the crowd, still bound, shaking in the tank. People gasped. Parents turned their children away from the sight on the stage.

They could see the terror in his eyes.

He opened his mouth once to let out a gargled scream but stopped before he wasted any air. The stage hand was next to the tank, climbing a ladder, key in hand to unlock the top, when the magician saw it, through the haze of the water, fall down to the floorboards, skipping across the wood until it disappeared between the slats. It was over.

People in the crowd were now screaming. Hystarical. He could see their mouths moving, but his ears were ringing, as if a train was barreling down a set of tracks straight for him. His lungs screamed. He could feel the vessels in his eyes beginning to burst.

The world around him was closing in. The edges of his sight were becoming black.

Thats when he saw the smoke wafting towards him, closing in on him. He was hoping he'd drown before it reached him.

He swore he reached six minutes before his world faded to black.

*******

When he woke, he sat straight up in bed. Shaking and coughing. Reaching over, he turned on the light next to his bed.

His whole bed was soaked through - the sheets clinging to his body.

Looking down, thats when he almost threw up.

Around his wrists was the perfect, still red indentation of ropes.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Zonked

My god has this week been long. Not in the sense that it has taken forever for Friday to roll around, but regarding my tired level.

I am absolutely BUSHED and I apologize for it.

Per usual when I am falling asleep at my keyboard, I'll just load this post up with some videos and get back to the real writing monday.

Talk to you soon.



People are awesome:




Touching and sad - but it drives home a great point:




If I I ever work at a douchebag (there's your word mom) company or have an asshole bob, I am certainly going to quit like Joey:




Hope you enjoyed the videos - have a great weekend and I'll write to you all on Monday!

Don't Chu Worry

And for those of you who were waiting for a story this evening...

Don't you worry, I'm cookin' up something for the holiday that's right around the corner.

I Wish

Peoples' talents just amaze me.

I used to draw as a kid, a lot, like, all the time. If I wasn't outside romping in the forest or playing some kind of sport, you can bet I was inside drawing - mostly monsters (mainly Godzilla or Alien), or anime, or animals.

Something about drawing just sucked me in and relaxed me. I never considered myself a "good" drawer in the sense that I need something to look at in order to draw it well. I was never good at just reaching into my mind and letting that image flow from my mind, through my body, down my arm, into my hand, and out of the pencil tip and onto the paper. I needed something to look at. Mimic. To in a sense, copy, which, on some level, really isn't respectful drawing since it could be seen as plagiarism.

But, thats where I excelled and I did it often. In school I'd be the kid who would copy animals out of National Geographic, or characters from my favorite comic book (Spider Man....duh) and my classmates would love it. I'd be asked to draw for them, my teacher would ask for me to add to the decorations in the room. Of course, I never had a problem with this. I loved it. It was nice hearing from others that I was good at something.

I had one rule though - never...never ever use color. I was strictly a black and white artist. There had been times when I'd attempt to add some shading and the picture would always come out wrong, looking worse. I'd be disgusted with it and ultimately stuck with it, since you can't just easily erase colored pencil.

It only happened a few times. I learned quick.

So by this point, I'm sure you're sitting there, wondering why the hell did I just ramble on about all this? Well, the following video to brilliantly explains why I brought you to this point. Even with my history of drawing, when I see a real good artist or piece, I'm still amazed by the skill involved.

So, the video below blows my mind. For two main reasons.

1. There is no color. I love that there is no color. It's like how I used to draw. It just feels cleaner to me, while also, somehow dirty - probably from shading with the pencil.

2. While there are clear aspects that are copied from other pop culture work (such as characters or scenes or themes - just like my old ways) - there clearly was no reference piece to this. It is all hand drawn and it is long. I can't imagine the man hours poured into this in order to complete it.

This is a level I would never be able to reach. This is the kind of talent you have to just be born with.

Impressive just isn't strong enough of a word to describe it:

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Autumn Remembrance


As he stood there, his nose tingled. Not from the chill of the autumn air or the breeze that had wrapped around him. It was that smell. The unique scent that wafted from the ground as Mother Nature was tucking herself into bed, ready to hide away for the remaining month of the year, to escape the oncoming snow. She'd drop her leaves, like clothes to the floor, and slip away, waiting to be enveloped by the snow, to hide beneath it.

Her aroma was his favorite part.

She smelled sweet. Like the blossoming leaves in her forests. Thick and pungent, coating the inside of his nose. It reminded him of his mother's perfume, when he was younger, sitting on her lap, or as she leaned down close to kiss him on his forehead to say goodnight. He felt connected to her - through the pollen in the air and the freshness that escaped her leaves.

He also loved how she smelled of rot. The leaves that had fallen - the pieces of her that she had shed in order to bare herself to the snow. It smelled organic - real. It was the kind of smell he couldn't escape even if he tried. It lingered in the air, ready to bombard those who tread outside. It surrounded him, hugging him, reminding him that Autumn had arrived and that the frost on the leaves would soon turn to inches on the ground, and the patches of clouds overhead would soon turn into a blanket of grey - Mother Nature was preparing him for her departure.

He was always sad when she left at the end of autumn. As much as he loved her sweet and her rot, he loved her because of the memories the two smells brought back when they mixed in the air and entered his lungs. They reminded him of his mother. She'd so delicately hold his hand as they hiked through the woods, finding the brightest leaves on the ground - the "screamers." They'd stop and listen, picking out the animals that were scurrying around them. When the breeze picked up, she'd bend down and pull his collar up around his face, protecting him. He always felt safe with her - even in the middle of the woods. They'd collect their findings and bring them home and laminate them, decorate the house with them. During winter, even with absence of life outside, those few pieces reminded him that spring was on its way.

As he stood there, he smiled. He had no memories with the shiny slide ahead of him. That he didn't care about.

All that mattered was the smell of the air. Every time he took a breath, he was with his mother.

As if he was lost deep in the woods with her again, his hand enveloped in hers.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Weekend Recap

My god, what a whirlwind of activities.

Don't worry, I do remember them all - alcohol wasn't that present in the visit.

Lets do a little recap shall we?

Thursday Night:

Chris and Will strolled in to the house and within 10 minutes, we were on our way to In N Out to grab dinner. That's right - who could think of a better way to begin the trip. We all over indulged just a little bit - animal style burgers, animal style fries, and milkshakes. Mmm mmm. This set the tone for how poorly we would be eating for the remainder of the trip.

We then went to the local Ralphs (grocery store) and Chris and Will loaded up on what they call "craft beer". AKA not the usually crap I drink - Coors Light. They bought a bunch of European beers that I had never heard of and were damn good. We drank a couple and stayed up playing Xbox since there isn't a whole lot to do on a Thursday evening.

Friday:

We awoke at the early hours of 11ish to shower and begin out day. First stop? Roscoe's Chicken N Waffles. Yup, that's right - the best combination of food I had never had up until that point. Imagine, southern friend chicken, next to a stack of waffles, topped with gracious dollops of butter and dishes of syrup. Not only were they good separate, they were even better when you ate them together.

Dayum straight son.

So then we drove through downtown, so Will could soak in how tiny "downtown" actually is. Being the New Yorker he is - he wasn't impressed. We then proceeded to the Hollywood sign. While he didn't hike the hill, he did get to view it (it was smoggy so we opted out of the hike). We then proceeded to downtown Hollywood, basically right in front of Trailer Park and caw the Walk of Fame and the Chinese Theatre...the usual touristy things. Following this, we drove down Santa Monica Blvd and through West Hollywood to see the "club scene" and "dive bar" scene. It didn't take us long to end up in Beverly Hills where we oodled the houses, driving down Rodeo blasting Rage Against the Machine. They scoffed at all the 17 year olds driving Bentleys.

By the time we got home, we were a little tired and recouped before heading out for the night on Main Street Santa Monica where we hit up a great Irish bar, O'Brien's, eventually shifting to a clubish place called 310Lounge.

Saturday:

We woke up late again and found our way to a great Mexican place called Taco's Por Favor, where Chris and Will were in heaven (Chris opting for the Mole burrito). We literally ate so much that by the time we came home, we just lounged until 3ish, at which point we started getting ready for a "beer party" Will had found in downtown LA. So, we got ready and headed there for a bit, sampling a wide variety of local micro brews. After a while, we left and made our way to the main event...Roller Derby. With my brother visiting, this is now kind of an annual thing, so this was my second time and I have to admit, I absolutely love it. Not because of the women pummeling each other, but because of the energy in the arena. It's such a blast...oh, and the 6 dollar "tall boy" mexican beers don't hurt either.

Once that was done we went to the after party and a bar downtown, and while I was DD, Chris, Will, and I really had a blast. Mingling with the women, laughing, talking about LA, and the sport. Someone heard in a passing convo that I'm an Assistant Editor and offered me volunteer time to edit together the league videos and I'm considering it since I get to go to the events for free. There's just something about those kind of women and their tattoos...hm...

Sunday:

Chris met with his old Roommate Alan for lunch and Will and I went to a "build your own burger bar" called the Counter, which Bravo (the TV channel) highly recommends. And now I understand why.


While that isn't my burger...mine had Gruyere cheese, grilled onions, green chilies, cole slaw, sprouts, avocado, and a fried egg on it, with a side of Russian dressing. I'll admit it - it was a bastard child, but it was so damn good.

We then made our way to Santa Monica where we met up with Chris and walked the beach and pier.

Coming home, we decided we needed frozen yogurt, so we stopped and loaded up on our probiotics. We then just hung out and let our stomachs digest...only to then go to a local Mexican place "El Super Taco"around 9pm for a late night snack.  Hell yeah.

We all turned in for bed, Chris Will and I saying our goodbyes since I needed to leave for work before they woke up.

It was a great weekend. Great times, great memories, great meals, a whole lot of laughs, and a much needed "vacation" for me, since I took my first day off from work since starting there (Friday).

While my calorie count for the weekend was much higher than I would ever had hoped it would go, I have no complaints.

I just with the weekend was longer.

Thursday, October 20, 2011

Brosiff

Brother is in town!

Wahoo!

Day off tomorrow!

Wahoo!

Brother brought his friend Will!

Wahoo!

Roller Derby!

Wahoo!

It'll be a great weekend.

Talk to you on Monday.

A New Dimension Of Pictures

Don't ask me how they did it, because, well, I'm not exactly sure. So please don't ask me. I'd like to try and explain it to you, but the truth is, I can only bullshit so much before you realize that I'm just blowing smoke up your asses and have no real idea what I'm talking about.

Anyway...I digress.

There is this new start-up camera company, Lytro, and they are claiming they have created something that will revolutionize the camera market (and from what I've seen so far, I'd agree with them). Dn't get me wrong, their technology can be faulty and turn out worse than they currently predict, but, for now, I've been sippin' on the Kool Aid and I like the way it tastes.



So what exactly did Lytro create? Well, they call it a "full light field/spectrum" camera. Let's see if I can explain it the best I can, as simple as I can (although I don't fully understand all the science behind it). Normal cameras only capture certain light in the light field/spectrum, basically whatever the camera is focused on. This new camera somehow captures all the light - the intensity, the color, and the direction. Beyond this explanation, I can't really off anymore insight.

But, what does it mean?

Well - somehow, because you're capturing all aspects of light within the picture, it allows you to focus after the picture is taken. Again, I don't know how this works, but it's honestly mind blowing. Let's say you take a picture, but you don't like how the foreground looks - simply click on a section of the photo you want in focus, and you can shift the depth of field, bringing background into focus while obscuring the foreground. Don't like the background? Click on something in the front of the photo and watch the back fade out of focus. Or, why not just click something in the middle of the picture to find a happy medium.

Pretty trippy shit right? If you don't understand what I mean - try playing with the photo's below. They are a perfect example of how this technology works.







Unfortunately these don't really serve much of a purpose for moving images (since you wouldn't want to change focus of a movie while it is playing - although it would be cool to try). And I know what you're thinking - it's some kind of gimmick. Well, maybe it is, but I've never seen technology alter an image this well before.

When you play with the photos make sure you really explore them. See how close you can bring the focus. Find the furthest part in the picture and focus on it. The range is jaw dropping.

It's still just unbelievable to me. A camera that allows you to shift focus endlessly. After you've taken the photo - cementing it in time. I'm seriously contemplating getting one.

God I love technology.

https://www.lytro.com/

Click the link if you want more info on it - or if you want to play with more, full size images.